I hereby declare myself a journalist and a writer

It only took me 40 years, but I’ve finally figured out what I want to do when I grow up

“Mummy?” I once asked my mother when I was a little kid. “What do you want to be when you grow up?” She chuckled. I didn’t get what was so funny.

Here I am now, almost 40 years later, and I still don’t get it. I’ve worked a hundred different jobs and held dozens of…